In the Name of the King 2
Travel back to a time when wenches were simple, ones were dark, and kings greeted you with a smile.
When Granger (Dolph Lundgren, OMG yes!) hurt his shoulder in Non-Specific Conflict II, he swore he was done with conflicts for good, no matter how specific. But when his house is swarmed by flailing ninjas, he’s forced through a mystical portal and finds himself lumbering for his life in medieval Canada! Soon he’s mumbling anachronisms to Smiley King (the king what things are in the name of), who seems like a good enough guy, but something’s not right. How does the king keep his teeth so white? Why are all the women slathered in makeup? Granger will need all three synapses firing to get to the bottom of these mysteries and more in Uwe Boll’s direct-to-the-two-dollar-bin epic, In the Name of the King 2: Two Worlds!