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Pack of Briefs, vol. 1

Ice on Mars

Pack of Briefs, vol. 1

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Enjoy a fun VOD-riffic "starter set" for your Ice on Mars library! Video & audio contained in one easy to manage file, fairly cheap for the content, and our usual dark, snarky selves are here on display.

What do we have? Well, "Girls Beware" is a short, dreary film about how men are nothing but rape-a-saurs, and "Mother Takes a Holiday part 1" is the first half of a bizarre tale concerning how the new Whirlpools are a triumph for women's liberation because they make doing laundry SO MUCH EASIER. (Whoever thought this up in the Whirlpool marketing division is either a mad genius or a very, very cruel bastard who should be shot multiple times in the face. Possibly both.)

On "Girls Beware," Michael is joined by Vanalys (NOT the Greek avant garde composer Vangelis, although we're working to secure him as a co-riffer in an upcoming release) to learn why women should either never trust or be happy being dead or raped (to death). On "Mother Takes a Holiday," Michael is joined by Cindy Ward (NOT Cyndi Lauper--why would you even think it was Cyndi Lauper? Their names are nothing alike! Shut up!).

Explicit Content Warning

Absolutely completely adult material contained within. You'll note the language is pretty tame, but "Girls Beware" alone is probably enough to give many Middle Eastern rulers a heart attack. Warn your triggers.

Runtimes:
Girls Beware — 10:32
Mother Takes a Holiday Part 1 — 13:54


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